If you followed a link here for a tutorial on not being shit, I'm sorry. I really have no idea.
I registered this domain name presumably before anyone else in Australia knew what blogging was, in July 2002. 9 years ago! And i just started blogging last week. If that's not a world record for negligent procrastination, it has to be on the list of nominees. Surely.
The MannI'm going to give the credit for finally getting started to Merlin Mann whose new podcast Back To Work has taught me a lot. It's probably pretty obvious stuff to a lot of people, but it's really about the basic wisdom behind getting anything done. So according to him, why has this taken me 9 years to get going? Not Caring. And Fear.
Exactly.
Or perhaps it's something even deeper. Tomorrow I will be turning 34, so let's take a look at some other stuff I haven't done all this time, shall we?
I dropped out of Law, then later, I dropped out of Engineering. I've had 1000 great tech ideas but I haven't executed on a single one of them. I never learned to program, even though I got a C64 and programming tutorial software for my 7th birthday.
I never properly learned a 2nd language, even though German was spoken at home, I studied Chinese at school for 5 years (I remember about 7 words), and various friends have enough Japanese that I could have picked it up. I never learned to play an instrument, despite taking violin lessons at school and later owning a guitar for a few years.
I spent my twenties abusing my body in terms of bad food, alcohol and lack of sleep. I've lost the hardcore fitness I had in school when I was racing bikes on Saturdays and doing triathlons on Sundays. I had a million dollar job ready to slide into; all I had to do was show up every day and not be shit. So I lost that too.
So basically I'm unemployed, unqualified, unhealthy, uninteresting, and single. Shit.
Now before you get all sympathetic on me, let me assure you I am fine. I am way more than fine. For the amount of stuff I haven't done, I am in a disgustingly good position. I have a nice house to live in, a fast car to drive, food on the table, and no debts to pay. I am beholden to no one. But of course, total liberty does not necessarily imply total fulfillment.
What should I do with the rest of my life?
Well what am I really good at? And what do I really, really love to do? The answer to both of those questions is the same: driving, and video games. It's too late for me to make a living from driving, and there's no way I can make a good living from computer games, right? Or is there? We do happen to be in the epoch of gamification, and it does happen to be a pretty good time to raise money for a business.
So I have a plan.
I am setting myself a goal: My current status is unemployed, unqualified, unhealthy, uninteresting, single and shit. Over the next 1000 days I will turn that on its head. I will optimize my health, wealth and wisdom and tell you, faithful readers, how I'm doing it. And the real headline? I will create a successful web startup in 1000 days.
Or I will fail and it will be a terrible, flaming burnout. Either way, you win, because it will serve as a valuable lesson.
How not to be shit.